8. LOVE QUIZ :
Find out your victim's attitude to love and relationships
in this 'Ali G'-style survey. Are they a Lover, Lover
or just rude?
9. INTERNET PORN :
Your victim gets a phone call from their ISP - they've
been caught surfing the Internet for porn and have
managed to pass a computer virus on to their ISP
by doing so. The only way to solve it is to admit
what sites they've been on!
10. STD CLINIC :
A recent patient at the Grove Square Clinic has
named your victim as a recent sexual partner. Would
they like to come in for some tests?
11. SEWAGE PLANT :
The council are building a sewage plant just down
the road from your victim's house. The council have
called to see if they object to the plans.
12. CAR INSURANCE REVOKED :
Your victim gets a stiff warning from the National
Motor Insurance Watchdog not to drive home tonight
because they won't be insured to drive. The perfect
wind-up for anyone fanatical about his or her car!
13. BANK DEPOSIT :
There's been a deposit of £1 million into your victim's
bank account. But don't celebrate just yet - the
authorities are suspicious and they're demanding
to know where it's come from.
14.
IDIOT PHONE ENGINEER :
A phone engineer wants some help to test some voice
recognition software - except that he consistently
gets it wrong - with hilarious results!
15. MODEL IDOL :
Your victim has been selected for the first round
of Model Idol - the latest fame TV competition.
However - first they'll have to prove that they're
prepared to do the daftest things to succeed!
16. BOYBAND VIDEO :
Your victim has been invited to star in the video
for a brand new boy band. She'll get to sing on
stage and snog the guys - but she'll have to do
some outrageous screen tests first!
17. SHOCK U.S. RADIO SHOW :
Your victim is phoned by a shock US Radio DJ and
offered the chance to win a free holiday to Los
Angeles. They can win if they answer a few questions
- and put up with the shock jock's constant insults!